Q: If the Hudson were paved, where would Sully have landed the plane?
A: Easy, on our runway.  Once its paved, we'll make sure there's ample space for planes to land. 

Q: How much would I have to donate to get my own helipad?
A: One million dollars.

Q: Won't having more walking area between Manhattan and New Jersey raise the threat of zombie attacks from one side to the other?
A: Regrettably, yes.

Q: Wait, if people stop using the bridges and tunnels, what are we going to use as a phrase instead of "Bridge and Tunnel"
A: We hope that this project reduces the regional hostility over time.  Until then, we suggest, "They're so Camden."

Q: What about the boats?
A: Boats are downright evil.  Didn't you ever see Speed 2?

Q: Will the newly paved part be sleazy?
A: You betcha!  Hookers won't even want to go there.

Q: What subway lines will run to the new area?
A: Great question.  The L train will continue to Hoboken, and will make a stop in the newly paved Hudson, where it will connect with the H line.

Q: Is this site a joke?
A: No.  Ok, ok, you got me - it's a joke.